tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41055244420237581052011-12-15T17:36:13.987-08:00Mambus, makas, e cenas da nossa Angola. A.C.A. Acumulações de Cúmulos Acumulados.fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.comBlogger221100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-73343693548457052982010-08-28T17:16:00.000-07:002010-08-28T21:25:29.926-07:00<embed src="http://images.video.msn.com/flash/soapbox1_1.swf" width="432" height="364" id="bte95itb" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" pluginspage="http://macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="c=v&v=6ebdb738-4c69-406b-995a-4baa769257f0&ifs=true&fr=msnvideo&mkt=xx-KL"></embed><noembed><br/><a href="http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?vid=6ebdb738-4c69-406b-995a-4baa769257f0" target="_new" title="Luanda Wegue Rasos Buraka">Video: Luanda Wegue Rasos Buraka</a></noembed><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-7334369354845705298?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tokenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-73100271598955702932010-07-21T14:09:00.000-07:002010-07-21T14:20:26.630-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/TEdkcKyaCeI/AAAAAAAADtw/F5k4QVqzXNo/s1600/SDC11492.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496472305323870690" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/TEdkcKyaCeI/AAAAAAAADtw/F5k4QVqzXNo/s400/SDC11492.JPG" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-7310027159895570293?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-58054616598646532262010-07-09T21:59:00.001-07:002010-07-09T21:59:45.366-07:00<object height="81" width="100%"><param name="movie" value="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fmptyhead%2Fo-sorriso-de-roxanne"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed allowscriptaccess="always" height="81" src="http://player.soundcloud.com/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fmptyhead%2Fo-sorriso-de-roxanne" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%"></embed></object><span><a href="http://soundcloud.com/mptyhead/o-sorriso-de-roxanne">(Teu Sorriso de) Roxanne</a> by <a href="http://soundcloud.com/mptyhead">mptyhead</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-5805461659864653226?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tokenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-12655860528466992542010-07-02T15:26:00.000-07:002010-07-02T15:51:05.505-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">O verbo nasceu do nome de um pesonagem de estórias de quadradinhos da walt dysney, o " pardal", cujo papel desenpenhado era de um inventor. O termo "despardalar" refere-se ao acto de perder as capacidades inventivas criativas, ou sensoriais. Perder o senso comum. Ficar louco. Atrapalhado. Ficar perdido.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-1265586052846699254?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-85060350592768791862010-02-20T16:12:00.000-08:002010-02-20T16:15:28.053-08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/S4B6lLOY0SI/AAAAAAAADtM/J7GeVLp6kxQ/s1600-h/africa-photos-34.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440483128950444322" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/S4B6lLOY0SI/AAAAAAAADtM/J7GeVLp6kxQ/s400/africa-photos-34.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Créditos: </span><a href="http://www.desicolours.com/"><span style="font-size:85%;">www.desicolours.com</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-8506035059276879186?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-5172997114577019222010-02-01T07:38:00.000-08:002010-02-01T07:42:00.995-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/S2b19-8l48I/AAAAAAAADsw/3okYzTdw_nY/s1600-h/nu.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433300445687047106" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/S2b19-8l48I/AAAAAAAADsw/3okYzTdw_nY/s400/nu.jpg" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/S2b19uPhVzI/AAAAAAAADso/pRBaGah6HCM/s1600-h/nu2.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433300441203038002" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/S2b19uPhVzI/AAAAAAAADso/pRBaGah6HCM/s400/nu2.jpg" /></a> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-517299711457701922?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-53728021215189753712009-07-31T19:45:00.000-07:002009-07-31T19:58:04.658-07:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/SnOvFZrGtAI/AAAAAAAADhI/jiCJigKr_nk/s1600-h/tree+2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364824088454280194" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 269px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/SnOvFZrGtAI/AAAAAAAADhI/jiCJigKr_nk/s400/tree+2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Grande crime esse, de consumir os frutos e desperdiçar as sementes....</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-5372802121518975371?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-36168262275998456622009-05-10T13:35:00.000-07:002009-05-10T14:02:34.299-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/Sgc8hlLIeVI/AAAAAAAADTY/faRhPsWdxn0/s1600-h/grilled.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334298831255796050" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/Sgc8hlLIeVI/AAAAAAAADTY/faRhPsWdxn0/s400/grilled.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-3616826227599845662?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-80283523898789754422009-05-10T13:15:00.001-07:002009-07-31T20:11:52.348-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/Sgc2g8qCYII/AAAAAAAADTQ/YOTpJZ6ZxwQ/s1600-h/PC+Component.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334292223309799554" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/Sgc2g8qCYII/AAAAAAAADTQ/YOTpJZ6ZxwQ/s400/PC+Component.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Acreditem ou não, mas isto é mesmo um processador ... ... ...<br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-8028352389878975442?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-42756945473263434612008-05-02T07:20:00.000-07:002008-12-10T00:43:36.358-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/SBspCLlMDSI/AAAAAAAAB_A/NthD7uiUFbk/s1600-h/canoa+2.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195791712547245346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/SBspCLlMDSI/AAAAAAAAB_A/NthD7uiUFbk/s400/canoa+2.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/SBsoQblMDRI/AAAAAAAAB-4/_k7tmCoqTcU/s1600-h/canoa+4.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195790857848753426" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/SBsoQblMDRI/AAAAAAAAB-4/_k7tmCoqTcU/s400/canoa+4.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/SBsnerlMDQI/AAAAAAAAB-w/LyompUerKBE/s1600-h/canoa+5.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195790003150261506" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/SBsnerlMDQI/AAAAAAAAB-w/LyompUerKBE/s400/canoa+5.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/SBsmtLlMDPI/AAAAAAAAB-o/9W2nvj3R0AY/s1600-h/canoa+6.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195789152746736882" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/SBsmtLlMDPI/AAAAAAAAB-o/9W2nvj3R0AY/s400/canoa+6.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/SBsljrlMDOI/AAAAAAAAB-g/Dqe5Kmq-fX4/s1600-h/canoa+7.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195787890026351842" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/SBsljrlMDOI/AAAAAAAAB-g/Dqe5Kmq-fX4/s400/canoa+7.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/SBskZblMDNI/AAAAAAAAB-Y/kaNbbDXon7Q/s1600-h/canoa+9.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195786614421064914" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/SBskZblMDNI/AAAAAAAAB-Y/kaNbbDXon7Q/s400/canoa+9.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-4275694547326343461?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-27918592273420131022008-01-05T03:19:00.000-08:002008-01-05T03:20:24.598-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">Velas a beira mar na passagem de ano.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-2791859227342013102?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-21970886887307122282007-12-08T09:11:00.000-08:002007-12-08T09:12:38.186-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Falar a mesma porra todos os dias, mas nunca mudar de vida!</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-2197088688730712228?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-31393988117772059602007-12-01T09:36:00.000-08:002007-12-01T09:39:58.942-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">O aniversariante é obrigado a dar de comer e de beber aos seus convidados.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-3139398811777205960?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-32848150688148926752007-11-29T13:24:00.000-08:002009-07-31T20:14:27.800-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/R08yObp_KII/AAAAAAAABO8/9AX49clDpic/s1600-h/the+best2.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5138380923376445570" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/R08yObp_KII/AAAAAAAABO8/9AX49clDpic/s400/the+best2.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-3284815068814892675?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-52979264257627071252007-11-17T12:28:00.000-08:002008-01-05T03:21:14.194-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong>Quando o comprador exige esquebra do produto comprado!</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-5297926425762707125?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-17423203479598577762007-10-25T03:48:00.001-07:002007-10-25T03:52:04.711-07:00<strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Hospitalidade</span> - Ao invez de arrendar uma das suas kubatas, o soba constroi uma kubata só para os visitantes.</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-1742320347959857776?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-46960383778344490692007-10-17T05:53:00.000-07:002007-10-17T05:57:51.508-07:00<strong>Os taxistas sacrificam os seus "cobradores" que gritam o seu destino ao invés de terem placas com o destino escrito.</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-4696038377834449069?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-37008246214559949872007-10-16T09:19:00.000-07:002007-10-16T09:33:30.746-07:00<strong>Numa estrada recta o somáfero de trás fica verde antes do de frente.</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-3700824621455994987?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-77071225601035401982007-10-11T03:13:00.001-07:002007-10-17T06:05:25.838-07:00<strong>Reparar aparelhos eletrónicos digitais com 3 palitos de fósforos e uma pastilha elástica!</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-7707122560103540198?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-6859519001116088342007-10-08T18:25:00.000-07:002008-01-05T03:22:46.304-08:00<span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong><em>"A minha salvação é a minha desligatória"</em></strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-685951900111608834?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-1918305280886054342007-10-04T14:17:00.000-07:002007-10-20T19:47:10.015-07:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Dentro em breve já não será Capolo, mas um parque de estacionamento, a gravidade perdida no desejo fraco das pedras. </span><span style="font-size:85%;color:#66cccc;">(por fio)</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-191830528088605434?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tokenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4105524442023758105.post-16792852438184871132007-07-12T09:57:00.000-07:002008-12-10T00:43:37.313-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/R03dirp_KCI/AAAAAAAABN8/c7uVZtkFwhE/s1600-h/A.R..jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5138006337803724834" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/R03dirp_KCI/AAAAAAAABN8/c7uVZtkFwhE/s320/A.R..jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dwkd_7PxK00/R03dYbp_KBI/AAAAAAAABN0/-efqScI-X1I/s1600-h/A.R..jpg"></a><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size:100%;"></span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size:100%;"></span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size:100%;"></span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size:100%;"></span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">1-Quando tudo parece ir bem, e Bang! De repente alguma coisa nos traz de volta com os pés no chão duma maneira bué Mwangolê!!! </span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><br /><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">2-Quando se está numa grande festa e falta luz. </span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><br /><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">3-Quando julgamos mal o jindungo. </span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><br /><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">4-Quando falta água exatamente na hora que precisamos! </span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><br /><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">5-Quando a conta de luz chega no fim do mês! </span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><br /><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">6-- Trocar 100.000 dólares por 1000 kz! <span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span> </span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size:100%;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">7-Quando 20 minutos equivalem a 1 hora e 15 minutos! </span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><br /><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">8-Quando se vai tratar qualquer documento! </span><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span> </span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><br /><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">9-Quando se vai a uma prostituta e ela exige que se usa 2 perservativos ao mesmo tempo! </span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><br /><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">10-Quando se quer tirar uma foto do por do sol mas já não dá, porque o sol já se foi! </span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><br /><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">11- Quando "volta amanhã", equivale a "próxima semana" ! </span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><br /><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">12- Quando se está no trânsito infernal Luandense. </span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><br /><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">13- Quando a chuva fura o alcatrão. </span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">14- Quando não está bom, mas tá kuiar! <span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span> </span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">15- Quando a Segunda-Feira é dia santo para se embriagar. <span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span> </span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">16- Saltar pela janela do carro em movimento em plena madrugada. <span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura regional</span> </span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">17- Quando há mais água no chão das ruas do que nas torneiras. <span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span> </span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">18 - Atenção para todos electro-domésticos, deve-se desmontar os mesmos, pelo menos uma vez de 3 em 3 mezes, para se linpar o pó dos circuitos, senão os circuitos dão em doido! <span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span>.</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">19 - O fio e a árvore são uma assinatura regional! (toke) <span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span> </span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">20- Que merda é essa? Tinha-me dito que morava já ali, e o ali era sempre ali, nunca aqui! Tinha parado em frente à casa dela, onde sempre a havia deixado, e ela veio com a história de que mudou de casa! (toke) </span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><strong>21-Quando a Edel é uma fonte alternativa de energia! fds! (toke)</strong> </span><strong><span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span></strong></p><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="font-size:100%;">22- Quando os trabalhadores pedem para serem pagos horas extras sem terem trabalhado! minutos! </span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span></strong> </p><br /><br /><p><strong>23-</strong> <strong>Matabichar com cerveja! <span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span> </strong></p><br /><br /><p><strong>24- Mais chefes de sectores do que sectores! <span style="font-size:78%;color:#339999;">Assinatura Regional</span> </strong></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4105524442023758105-1679285243818487113?l=assinaturaregional.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09569237095329571099noreply@blogger.com0